01 March 2016

Cthulhu 2016!


I'm not an American citizen. But if I were, I know that I would be supporting Cthulhu for president! The stars are right.

I look forward to reading this on the US dollar bill after 2017: "Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!"

5 comments:

  1. Dead candidates have been elected to public office in the U.S. before.

    But the campaign slogan used to be, "Why vote for the lesser of two evils. I notice they're not using that one this time 'round. Probably because Cthulhu would come in 4th or 5th.

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  2. lol I have to agree with Stu here.

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  3. Donald Trump's hair IS Cthulhu!!!

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    1. Seeing it definitely causes sanity loss...

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