AKRATIC WIZARDRY:
A blog wherein I scribble about role-playing games.
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13 May 2012
Wandering Monster
A savage wild turkey decided to visit my apartment building in Milwaukee on Friday:
I defended my demesne, driving the terrible beast away:
The formidable creature then proceeded to terrorize the neighbourhood:
You're lucky. In BC they normally appear in groups of 2d6, led by a 2HD turkey. Honestly, they're not that aggressive, but they are big, and there are more of them around every year. I think of dinosaurs every time I see one.
"I was flicking through the channels on the TV On a Sunday in Milwaukee in the rain Trying to piece together conversations Trying to find out where to lay the blame
But when it comes right down to it there's no use trying to pretend For when it gets right down to it there's no one here that's left to blame Blame it on me, you can blame it on me We're just sugar-turkeys in the rain"
You're lucky. In BC they normally appear in groups of 2d6, led by a 2HD turkey. Honestly, they're not that aggressive, but they are big, and there are more of them around every year. I think of dinosaurs every time I see one.
ReplyDelete"I think of dinosaurs every time I see one."
DeleteYes!
When a wild turkey visits my home, typically it has come in a bottle of 101 proof.
ReplyDeleteI generally prefer that kind of wild turkey visit!
DeleteApologies to Fish and Marillion:
ReplyDelete"I was flicking through the channels on the TV
On a Sunday in Milwaukee in the rain
Trying to piece together conversations
Trying to find out where to lay the blame
But when it comes right down to it there's no use trying to pretend
For when it gets right down to it there's no one here that's left to blame
Blame it on me, you can blame it on me
We're just sugar-turkeys in the rain"
Ha! Thanks. :)
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